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TV Recap: AMERICAN HORROR STORY FREAK SHOW "EDWARD MORDRAKE PT 1" By: Suepafly The medical community has always been fascinated by freak shows. At the morbidity museum they not only embrace the differences, but celebrate them. Dr. Sylvestor Mansfield introduces his bright new assistant Maggie Esmerelda. She looks at one specimen in pity. Dr. Mansfield believes that the the specimen was a loser in life, and at least in death they have value. One of his specimens are brought into questions, as are his medical credentials. The curator tells him that they're obviously creative people, and if they bring her some truly authentic specimens then she would happily take them. She use to get calls from actual freak shows when one of their passed, selling the bodies to her museum, but there are few freak shows left in the country. The liver of a pair of conjoined twins alone brought in $5000.00. Mansfield and Esmerelda plot to head to Florida where one of the few freak shows rem

TV Recap: AMERICAN HORROR STORY FREAK SHOW "MASSACRES AND MATINEES" By: Suepafly The sun rises over the quiet freak show. The crew is already sitting at breakfast. Jimmy turns the news on the radio. The town is on lockdown after the recent murders, and kidnapping. Most people are choosing to stay in doors. Even a detective is missing, and the police are out for blood. A pair of detectives arrive with questions. Jimmy sends them to see Elsa. The detectives are free to look around with an escort. Elsa tells them that they can see the monsters if they buy a ticket to the show, but there won’t be a show, they’re about to impose a curfew. Dot and Bette arrive, and the detectives remark about their missing hospital patient, but they were no longer ill, so there was no reason to stay. They had given their statement to the missing detective whom they say reeked of booze, and he concluded that their mother’s death matched the others. Mr. Henley’s shop worker returns, and finds

TV Recap: AMERICAN HORROR STORY FREAKSHOW "MONSTERS AMONG US" By: Suepafly American Horror Story is back with its scariest premise yet. They’re headed to their take on a Freak Show, with a killer clown and all! September 3 changes everything for Dot, as she prepares to enter the gates of hell. Jupiter, Florida 1952 The milk is delivered as usual to a quiet home. The milkman notices that last week’s delivery hasn’t been brought in, the milk sits on the doorstep rotten. The milkman heads into the home, calling for Mrs. Tattler. The house is quiet, there’s a spoiled dinner on the table, and a murdered Mrs. Tattler on the floor. The milkman drops his delivery and goes to check the upstairs with a rolling pin in hand, and makes an unexpected discovery. A woman is rushed into surgery. The sight disgusts a few of the attendants, causing them to toss their cookies. In the X-rays the doctor finds multiple organs and a shared circulatory system. This monsterous creature was

The listless and uninspiring Tammy is one of the worst films of the year. Tammy is one of those films you can see coming a mile away, a trainwreck whose strong cast could have prevented but sadly occurs because its driver is too enamored with her own creation to notice the obvious faults. Tammy (Melissa McCarthy) has had a really bad day: a deer hits her car, she loses her job, and finds her husband (Nat Faxon) screwing one of their friends (Toni Colletti). When she runs down the street to her mother (a way to young-looking Allison Janney), she makes contact with her senile grandmother Pearl (Susan Sarandon), who begs Tammy to take her on a roadtrip to Niagara Falls. Along the way, the two meet father-son duo Earl (Gary Cole) and Bobby (Mark Duplass), who are going through their own issues. Together with Pearl's friend Lenore (Kathy Bates), Tammy learns that most of her life's failures can no longer be attributed to other people, and that her future happiness is dep

A Must See "The Blind Side" Starring Sandra Bullock Who doesn't love a heart felt movie? The Blind Side is going to be one of them. I am a sucker for true stories and find them so interesting. To see how someone starts at point A and finish at point B. Just great. And ladies out there this a great date film to take your boyfriend or husband to. Just tell him its about an NFL player and I am sure he will fall for the banana in the tail pipe. The film stars Sandra Bullock as Leigh Anne Touhy, the sharp-witted, compassionate matriarch of the conservative suburban family that takes in Oher. Tim McGraw as Leigh Anne’s sports enthusiast husband,Sean. Kathy Bates portrays Miss Sue, a tutor who helps Oher turn his academic career around. And relative newcomer Quinton Aaron,as the central role of Michael Oher . A poor, over sized and under-educated teenager is recruited by a major college football program where he is groomed into an athletically and academically successful NFL