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Star Wars Tauntaun Sleeping Bag Coming To A Home Near You

Looks like I know what I am getting the kids for Christmas this year. Well I am going to use the kids as an excuse to buy one.

Why didn't this come out when we were all kids, Could have reenacted the whole scene from the movie, when Han cuts open the Tauntaun. Forget about it.

Remember that Star Wars Tauntaun sleeping bag , based on The Empire Strikes Back?

It's coming out for real! IN NOVEMBER!

ThinkGeek, which posted it as an April Fool's joke this year, posted this note:

ATTN Tauntaun Fanatics! We should have the real version of these cool sleeping bags arriving in early November. Initial quantities will be limited, so if you are at all interested in owning a piece of Star Wars history please click the Email me when available link.

And just in time for Christmas!

Here's the original April Fool's ad:

In the sub-zero wasteland of the planet Hoth, only the strong survive... and of course those lucky Jedi protected by the thick skin of a Tauntaun. Now after exhaustive movie viewing research and analysis ThinkGeek Labs has isolated the exact synthetic compounds needed to re-create Tauntaun fur. What have we done with this supreme knowledge? Created a Tauntaun sleeping bag of course.

This high-quality sleeping bag looks just like a Tauntaun, complete with saddle, internal intestines and plush lightsaber zipper pull. Now when your kids tell you their favorite Star Wars movie is "Attack of the Clones" you can nestle the wee-ones snug in simulated Tauntaun fur while regaling them with the amazing tale of "Empire Strikes Back".
Use the plush lightsaber zipper pull on the Tauntaun sleeping bag to illustrate how Han Solo saved Luke Skywalker from certain death in the freezing climate of Hoth by slitting open the belly of a dead Tauntaun and placing Luke inside the stinking (but warm) carcass.

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