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Our Worst Movies Of 2013  By: MattInRC For every parade of elephants and giraffes that are 2013's top films, there's the janitors who cleanup behind them. Yes, the worst films of the year have brought up the rear, filling our lives with their uselessness and begging the question of why we bothered with them in the first place. These projects might have seemed like good ideas in their infancy but got horribly lost in production, and some of them were probably spoiled from the start, doomed to walk the Earth until the Ghost of Roger Ebert exorcised them to the next realm. To be fair, our index of infamy is based on our own personal standards for taste or interest. We also looked at major Hollywood releases, not those which were shot by independent companies. If A-listers made and distributed it, we considered it. Click on the movie title above each synopsis to read our full review. Films that just missed the cut due to scheduling conflicts (thank you Hollywood for s

PARANORMAL ACTIVITY: THE MARKED ONES Review By: MattInRC The first film of 2014 - Paranormal Activity The Marked Ones - doesn't possess us in the least. Back in 2007, the Paranormal Activity franchise was riding high. Cashing in on the formula that made The Blair Witch Project such a stunning success, Paramount showed bold flexibility in turning a small production into box office gold. The idea of hand-cam movies in horror is a brilliant concept, with many films failing desperately to mimic them. But since 2007, this franchise has looked like a shadow of its former self, and three films later, Paranormal Activity The Marked Ones utterly fails to possess us or even keep our attention. This spin-off shares the story of a recent high school Latino graduate Jesse ( Andrew Jacobs ) and his best friend Hector ( Jorge Diaz ) as they play around with Hector's new video camera, documenting their lives in the barrio. They get chased by local thugs, ride down the

The holidays may be over but Arrow is still on hiatus. The show won't return until Jan. 15, but when it does, they'll be something different about the hero. The last time we saw Oliver ( Stephen Amell ), he'd gotten an early Christmas gift from Barry Allen ( Grant Gustin ). In the previous episode, Barry brought up something that's been bugging us since Season 1. What's up with Oliver's face paint? He claims that a mask would hinder his ability to shoot, but of course, Barry had a remedy for that. Before heading back home, he created a mask that could hide Oliver's identity without affecting his aim. The CW's released new photos from the midseason premiere titled, " Blast Radius ." They feature Arrow out in the field with his new eyewear. In one photo, he's face-to-face with Sebastian Blood, without the help of a carefully placed shadow. Here's the episode synopsis: ARROW HUNTS DOWN SHRAPNEL — Oliver must tackle a new t

Bring Home The Ultimate Battle for The Cosmos with Exclusive Bonus Features! Available on 3D and HD Digital February 4th, 2014. And on 3D Combo Pack (3D Blu-ray™, 2D Blu-ray, Digital Copy), Single-Disc Blu-ray, DVD and On Demand February 25th, 2014 Marvel’s " Thor: The Dark World " continues the big-screen adventures of Thor, the Mighty Avenger, as he battles to save Earth and all the Nine Realms from a shadowy enemy that predates the universe itself. In the aftermath of Marvel’s "Thor" and "Marvel’s The Avengers," Thor fights to restore order across the cosmos...but an ancient race led by the vengeful Malekith returns to plunge the universe back into darkness. To defeat an enemy that even Odin and Asgard cannot withstand, Thor sets upon his most dangerous and personal journey yet, forced into an alliance with the treacherous Loki to save not only his people and those he loves…but our universe itself. Cast: Chris Hemsworth (Marvel’s Thor, Marvel’

Zac Efron, Michael B Jordan and Miles Teller wish you a Happy New Year! Start the new year off to a good start and check out the character featurettes to get to know the characters from THAT AWKWARD MOMENT! Zac Efron, Miles Teller and Michael B. Jordan star in the R-rated comedy, THAT AWKWARD MOMENT , about three best friends who find themselves where we’ve all been– at that confusing “moment” in every dating relationship when you have to decide “So…where is this going?” Written and Directed by Tom Gormican, THAT AWKWARD MOMENT co-stars Imogen Poots and Jessica Lucas. Scott Aversano is producing via his Aversano Pictures banner along with Andrew O’Connor, and Justin Nappi and Kevin Turen via the Treehouse Pictures Banner. The film is executive produced by Manu Gargi, Zac Efron, Michael Simkin, Jason Barrett, John Friedberg, and FilmDistrict¹s Peter Schlessel and Lia Buman. The film is scheduled for release January 31, 2014. Watch the clips after the Jump... Mikey : Ja

AMC has released the poster for The Walking Dead's 2014 return, when the second half of the show's fourth season roars back to the schedule on Feb. 9. The art features a battered Rick ( Andrew Lincoln ) and stronger, almost taller Carl ( Chandler Riggs ), hitting the road and turning their backs on the prison after the deadly battle with the late Governor ( David Morrissey ). With the prison (finally) out of the picture and Rick's group divided (again) and on the road (again), several new characters are poised to make their debut in the final eight episodes of the season. Among them are three staples from the comic book series that serves as source material for the drama: Southland's Michael Cudlitz , Retired at 35's Josh McDermitt and Twilight's Christian Serratos , who play Abraham, Eugene and Rosita, respectively. In the comics, Abraham is a former Army sergeant turned sports coach who travels with high school science teacher Dr. Eugene Porter and

You may recall that in mid-December the first full trailer for The Amazing Spider-Man 2 swung online. Hidden within was a URL for a website (then called " electroarrives ", now mysteriously renamed " enemiesunite ") on the single page of which was a countdown to New Year's Eve. What would happen then? Now we know: it's a new teaser trailer for the film, introduced by Stan "The Man" Lee himself, true believers! Unsurprisingly given the location where it was revealed, the new clip expands on the glimpses we'd already seen of some Spidey-vs-Electro action in New York's Times Square. There is quipping and there is thwipping. The film sees Peter Parker ( Andrew Garfield ) more comfortable in his Spider-skin these days and enjoying his abilities, along with girlfriend Gwen Stacey ( Emma Stone ). But his good mood is about to be tested when new villains appear in the shape of Jamie Foxx's Electro and Paul Giamatti's Rhino, and

Win Tickets To An Advance For Screening For THE NUT JOB on Saturday, January 11, 2014 - 10:00 AM in Sacramento. THE NUT JOB  is an upcoming 2014 3D computer animated comedy film directed by Peter Lepeniotis. It is written by Lorne Cameron and Peter Lepeniotis, starring W ill Arnett, Brendan Fraser, Gabriel Iglesias, Liam Neeson and Katherine Heigl . The film is based on the 2005 short animated film Surly Squirrel by Lepeniotis. Set in fictional Oakton,  THE NUT JOB  follows the travails of Surly ( Will Arnett ), a mischievous squirrel and his rat friend Buddy, who plan a nut-store heist of outrageous proportions and unwittingly find themselves embroiled in a complicated adventure. Make sure to LIKE SandwichJohnFilms on Facebook and follow us on Twitter for all your entertainment news and screenings. Official Website - See how to win tickets after the Jump... Email me at sandwichjohnfilmsscreenings@yahoo.com Subject-Sacramento Nut job. I will Need your full name

Win Tickets To An Advance For Screening For THE NUT JOB on Saturday, January 11, 2014 - 10:00 AM in San Francisco. THE NUT JOB  is an upcoming 2014 3D computer animated comedy film directed by Peter Lepeniotis. It is written by Lorne Cameron and Peter Lepeniotis, starring W ill Arnett, Brendan Fraser, Gabriel Iglesias, Liam Neeson and Katherine Heigl . The film is based on the 2005 short animated film Surly Squirrel by Lepeniotis. Set in fictional Oakton,  THE NUT JOB  follows the travails of Surly ( Will Arnett ), a mischievous squirrel and his rat friend Buddy, who plan a nut-store heist of outrageous proportions and unwittingly find themselves embroiled in a complicated adventure. Make sure to LIKE SandwichJohnFilms on Facebook and follow us on Twitter for all your entertainment news and screenings. Official Website - See how to win tickets after the Jump... Email me at sandwichjohnfilmsscreenings@yahoo.com Subject- SF Nut Job. I will need your full name DI

Marvel has unleashed this first official live action image of their GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY . “ GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY ,” the next epic adventure from Marvel Studios has started shooting at the UK’s Shepperton Studios. Directed by James Gunn (“Slither,”“Super”) from his screenplay, with a story by Nicole Perlman and Gunn, the film will introduce audiences to a whole new side of the Marvel Cinematic Universe. The all-star cast includes Chris Pratt (“Zero Dark Thirty”, “Moneyball”) as Peter Quill aka Star-Lord, Zoe Saldana (“Star Trek Into Darkness”, “Avatar”) as Gamora, Dave Bautista (“Riddick”) as Drax the Destroyer, Lee Pace (“The Hobbit,” “Lincoln”) as Ronan the Accuser, Michael Rooker (AMC’s “The Walking Dead”) as Yondu, Karen Gillan (BBC TV’s “Doctor Who”) as Nebula, two-time Academy Award® nominee Djimon Hounsou (“Amistad”, “Gladiator”) as Korath, with Academy Award® winner Benicio del Toro (“Traffic”) as The Collector, Academy Award® nominee John C. Reilly (“Chicago”)